Vote Xmas
The Hudsons’ 2007 Christmas Letter:
Your Official Information Guide to the U.S. Primaries

’Tis the season to select a new Leader Of The Free World.
To match the exemplary performance of the current office holder, we turn to the Hudson family. Here are your primary candidates.


Roxy
Roxy Obama

“I have a Cinderella ballerina dress and I know how to use it.”

A new candidate for the new generation. Aged 3 and already has better grammar than Dubya. Will unite the red and blue states into nice shades of pink and purple. Can spell WMD but not find any. Loves to dance around the issues.

Barack Obama’s site

Redford
Redford Romney

“My parents said I could be anything but a Republican, so I am.”

Aged 5 and in Kindergarten, he’s learning to read words such as ’strategery’ and ’truthiness.’ Became a Republican not so much for the wars, torture or weak dollar but to attend a Grand Old Party. Loves cars, painting; anything with oil. Looking forward to a swearing-in if he can say "double trash-can."

Mitt Romney’s site

Panang
President Panang

“Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”

(Although not eligible for re-election, Panang interprets the intelligence differently).
Will invade anywhere there’s food. Denies global warming, evolution or any science without biscuits. Contributes twice the amount of carbon footprints. Dogged by questions of incompetence and arrogance, but what do you expect if you vote for a dog? Mission accomplished.

President Bush’s site

Andrew
Jennie Clinton

“It takes a village... to clean up the mess my family makes in one morning.”

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Her health care plan is a job at Macy’s. Took the family to two campaign stops in Big Bear, one with skiing. Negotiating peace at home, working, and trying to read creates its own swing state. Hopes the greenhouse effect means good health food. Now saving to send the kids to electoral college.

Hilary Clinton’s site

Andrew
Andrew Giuliani

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“¿Por qué no te callas?”

Running for office with a marathon time of 3:46. Helped Nikon shoot two DVDs, taught a workshop at the Sundance Resort, and the band played two gigs. Visited by brother Patrick and Emily. Wanted to be the "family values" Republican candidate but is not divorced enough. Will be nominated anyway since he’s the only old white man.

Rudy Giuliani’s site



And now back to important news: Britney Spears.

We support the unity ticket of Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich, if only for the jokes for next year’s card.


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